Norman: You are without a doubt, the worst (pirate) website I’ve ever heard of {seen.}

Capt. Jane Finch, (slurred speech), But you have heard of me {seen me}, (then sways slightly.)

Wot else you will take away with you today, is that you’ll never be able to unsee and then forget this website’s layout, nor even Capt. Jane Finch’s parody sway either, because this insightful eye-candy construction; challenges the Norm, .. (groan!)

But it has, (all alone), already infected your closed-in mind set.

So be prepared to see the light brothers and sisters, ..
(Can I hear an Amen!)
Not if I can help it you wonderfully simple clean ‘n’ green surfer, cos you’re simply not ready for the insightful amen-corner just yet!

Catching ripcurl doing a 360 then moving ever on, smell you laters dudes ..

Apart from my own copywrite ridden past: then for the rest of us mere pasty-faced mortals, all living in an innocent naked state, and all firmly outside the highly restrictive CEO board-driven-paramount system, ..  (WARNING), there is another SYSTEM! 

Colossus: The Forbin Project (1970)

HERE IT IS:– there is a free eyeliner wand at hand, which is a rather neat tool that we can all use to cover up our bright-eyed naked ignorance whist also standing in the limelight, because built right into the pox ridden complex copyright-act itself, .. are exceptions to using the same said copyrighted material.
Jokes are allowed under what’s called {fair-use.}
As is their ‘paramount’ bane: {constructive criticism.}

So as long as you keep to that side of the jolly old rail-tracks when out writing on the A-train, then the greedy shit eating copyright goblins can’t touch you.

Especially Sir Terry Pratchett and J K Rowling’s money grabbing heartless lawyers, working tirelessly for the impoverished estates of their penniless clients.

Wretched pasty faced blood sucking vampires’, all heavily supported by their legions of familiar zombie morons, rummaging through reams of legal scripts that they ravenously consume, then its arms out and staggering ever forwards once sated, and they do it at the drop of a hat, (can we copyright that?)

Here’s a new qualification for all of the mealie mouthed lawyers out there, (of any sexual persuasion), of which there are very many where the asexual lawyers are concerned, butt they all deserve this one, it’s the universally recognized BA degree, .. {Bottomless Arseholes.}
— Copyright That!

Deep bottomless discussions and probes, and also flippant criticisms of twisted corrupted copyright ideas, can then: surreptitiously lead to noted personal improvements over the seminally salivated objects in question.

In this websites case, the optimised eyeline ratio of (one to one), is surreptitiously being used in training your finger dexterity, and also to support the concept of a firm grasp of life.

A good firm grip that your free right hand freely gives you, especially so when initially handling most soft flaccid objects for the first time; that then always leads to a strong stiff physical (man-u-al) handling experience, as your own dexterous fingers develop muscle memory in their now familiar surroundings, which is a deeply satisfying concept that any free range human can freely come to grips with.

Yes! – It’s not being rude, it’s an adjective awakening: because normal heavily bushed caverns, and especially phatic symbols masquerading as other objects, can both be described as being rude: doubly so when they are classed as being simple, and there’s nothing so simple as people finger pointing and coming to grips with stimulating simplicity itself.

This is why using your right hand for a quickie is the best, ..
1: 2: 3: 4: 5: Sex: – the popup close-downs are all right handed manual core manipulations, but you can escape using your left hand to come off of the free floating form if you want, ..

So with your wayward wanton wont out in the open; you can thusly bring yourself to your sensuous salacious sated summery of informal spasm, resulting in a satisfying libatious discharge of one’s own private spontaneous culmination: got that? – This paramount phallic outline will help you come to your own ejaculated finale!

{ Lefties } – it’s all down to your own personal handling techniques at the end of the day, .. can I hear an Amen!

This most amazing branching cleft of a curving bulbous sy-fi website, is in fact devoted to all of the biological and educational concepts known to technical sentient women.

(I’m smiling!)

You’ll find lots of juicy tit-bits of titillating information in here, especially regarding the state of play in our flabby software industry, as well as some other hard hardening objects to drool and salivate over. No, it’s not all about bloody periods: that drippy aspect shouldn’t be defining who, (and what), technically endowed women really are.

(Twisty lips scowl.) 

Other spontaneous (non-blue) offshoots found herein, directly relate to the Dark Times, that is fast approaching us all with every year that passes.

(Not smiling so much now.)

Whereby this stupid ignorant peasant woman wearing red rag skirts and a nice blue top no less: really got her fingers rather badly burned in the process, and all by simply trying to get into the Amazon marketplace, but I was stopped dead by the bloody moody (stoned-giants.)

Rocky outcrops live here.

Monstrous behemoths made of solid granite, with rocks for brains no less; stone trolls brainlessly eking out a cantankerous contemptuous cannon of a miserable sacrosanct existence, all huddled together for moral support and social warmth under the stone cold amazon bridge.

These foul demonic creatures are collectively residing in the dark hidden depths of immoral depravity, and they desire nothing more than to share their living misery with the world.

The stoners are all alone, the primary reason why (the Series) is in such a state that the poor wee’ beasties collectively find themselves in, but one day soon; I will find a way to cross that damn stone bridge: unscathed.