Proposed connection methods.

Firstly, .. you might like to try my internal, ..

contact form

Then there’s my email address, which is:-

Thirdly is my UK land-line number that’s as follows, ..

The number connects to an old ancient steam powered (telling-bone), which is also a device that is never picked up, so as a result; is happily gathering dust in the corner, but the line-out remains the main portal-in for the many numerous tele’-sales-feeder-lines inbound, that periodically call: every five minutes or so.

So to dissuade the hungry scavengers from promoting their frivolous (Products), and thusly consuming my precious time in the process: the permanently connected two way communications device has one of those new swanky tape-driven answer-machines hanging off of the arse-end of it.

Which means my dearly-beloved, is that you can use that (advanced-tech) to leave me a telephone message if you so wish.

A forth method that you might like to embark upon to thusly get my attention, is by simply using the tried and tested [ Reply Box ] sited below.
It’s not public, (the comments won’t be approved), and only I can ever see them.

Thanks for reading, Jessica: Praise be the ORI.