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This monster is in three parts:- copyright, terms, the legal disclaimer and a round-up in the way of an epilogue at the end.

COPYRIGHT(c)

Author Information.

Name   : Mrs Jessica Simpson (c)
Web    : https://www.b92.co.uk
Phone  : [+44] 1793-330624
E-mail : jessica@b92.co.uk
Region : United Kingdom of Great Britain.

This copyright notice is legally required, and it must be included in all my works because there are some right old greedy bastards about, ..

Strutting jackasses who would steal my etchings, whilst cavalierly claiming it as their own. More especially so if this legal notice of ownership of my own copyright is not placed here. It is, so proceed with caution from here on in Dearly Belove’d.

Begin:-

All my work has Mrs Jessica Simpson (c) in its header, who is hereafter called (the Author.)

From that, then it follows that all of the Author’s books, blogs, audio companions, and anything else that the Author writes or puts out there: hereby called my (Books), are all covered by that general copyright statement of ownership declared above, and also now included below to remind you of the copyright notification.

Mrs Jessica Simpson (c)

Copyright is also claimed by me on anything written by Mrs Jessica Simpson (c) from 2007 till now.
Publishing platforms by Mrs Jessica Simpson(c) at, but not exclusive to:-

• https://www.b92mjs.co.uk
• https://www.b92.co.uk
• https://www.jillygumbo.co.uk
• https://www.pigsoft.co.uk
• https://www.pigsoft.net

Also, including any other place that I write and publish; that’s not been officially declared above: in fact, everywhere.

** What a great screwed up world that we collectively live in: in that (we) even have to write out this stuff, but (we) all collectively hate the thieving bloody copyright (thieves), almost as much as (we) all collectively hate the thieving (Lawyers), well I do.

Side-notation: these (Books) are currently considered to be free from a monetary charge by (the Author), and held in the public domain, but solely in the respect of your enjoyment only.

For your part: you may not change, reverse engineer or dissect these stories, or (Books), or any of my thesis for your own ends, ..

( For any reason whatsoever. )

Fandom Editors take note: should you wish to write a stint, or a flippin funking funky flowing fork: then please contact (the Author) in the first instance: because the twisted plot-lines of the series are extremely fluid, and just like the complex time-lines that we all live in: are not to be messed with.

TERMS.

Take note on the definition of the universal legal age, that I alone consider to be sixteen, but forces outside my control have now raised to eighteen.

Never-the-less, (time-Warrior), my reasons for this age are all hidden below; should you wish to inspect them to see what you’ve got yourself into here, but remember this: no fucker’s forcing you to read any of this stuff.

** That said, my newly recruited time-Warrior! You are now in thrall to others, (for even being here), and although they don’t own your immortal soul as such, they do own practically everything else.

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It’s PG ++

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

LEGAL DISCLAIMER

These works, in whatever form that you’re currently consuming them, (is of fiction), that is set in (a) backdrop of deep antiquity, and also in (a) far flung future, but the present (day) concept plays no part in it whatsoever.

Public personages, both living and dead, may indeed appear in the story under their rightful names.

So consequently, ..

Any scenes and dialogue involving (them) with the apparently fictitious bookish characters, are of course invented: Of course!

Any other usage of real people’s names is coincidental: Quite right.

Any resemblance of the imaginary characters to actual persons, either living or dead is entirely coincidental: Absolutely!

Generally speaking, .. keep in mind that all my characters are indeed fictitious, and any resemblance that you can see is entirely coincidental. They bear *no* relationship to people born in the past, the present, or even in the future.

EPILOGUE.

In the way of a short-form conclusion, to what’s been clearly laid out above. All my work remains my own. I give you permission to consume it in any way you see fit. I do not give you the OK to change or copy it for your own nefarious ends. You need to be an adult to read any of these books, some more than others. If I have used someone’s name, whoops! – It was an accident.

I have spent a very long time working on these weighty tomes, so please keep that in mind: when you urgently need to “get in touch” over something that you’ve spotted.

What might take you on average two and a half hours to fly through, has in fact: taken me an absolute eternity to write, and also an absolute bloomin eternity of never-ending-bloody-bills to pay as well whilst doing it, ..

By the bye! – (Cos you’ll be gone soon), should you wish to contribute to the Author’s running costs, then here’s a grateful PayPal link to open.

In no way am I forcing: nor even begging you to donate.
Do or don’t, your choice, but what I will say is this:-

Stay safe time-Warrior.

Thanks for reading, Jessica: Praise be the ORI.

The real dry copyright declaration, that must be included in any retail book is as follow:-

Standard Edition and Legal Licensing Notes.

My / [‘This ‘]/ These books and stories are licensed for your personal enjoyment only. They may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share any of my stories, or books with another person, then please purchase an additional copy for each recipient.

If you’re reading this (Book), and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return it to wherever you obtained it, and then purchase your own copy.

Thank you for respecting the hard work of this (Author.)

It, and they: at all times, remains in the copyright and ownership of (the Author) Mrs Jessica Simpson (c). If you read, listen to, or have them read to you: then by default, you accept these terms and conditions to be true.

• These are the facts before you now!
• Ignorance of this legal copyright ownership notice is no excuse under law to break it.

The above conditions then becomes a legally binding contract between (You) and (the Author.)

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