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[ the Scrolls ]

Series Number: [ 4 ]

Everything has a beginning, even God had her own creation story, but this unholy origin tale was found buried in the back end of a lower slurry bed filing cabinet, physically located under the bogs designation drive.

Its dubious location can not be legally challenged either, because the holy index system used on the first forbidden tome doesn’t lie, the encryption employed on the encrusted bowel tumblers physically can’t: its bound.

After fully digesting the first explosive scroll, it becomes apparent why this report was buried as it was, the compact story that’s been laid out bare here; loosely describes how our corrupted time-line really got passed, parasitic worms and all.

mazingly, the first ever holy passage only saw the light of day, because of one nosy insignificant little insect; who was happily doing what bugs do best, (turning over shit to get at the good stuff underneath), and in this blissful state, the bug in question was following a mineral rich vein of juicy gossip down into the deep Pan lines, but was then shocked to discover that he was rooting through the age old dung in a backend carbon copy of the Almighty’s heavenly latrine.

It was a vast file reservoir of old copies that should have been flushed down the waste disposal pipes for deletion years ago, but someone at the time: forgot to press the button, and it was this old switch line that the hungry bug had accidently chewed its way through.

The Pan-archive files unearthed, are what’s commonly referred to (collections revolving around practices), or crap for short, .. from a quick reapplication and re-reading of the used Pan-paper based files, whilst logged and sat on the Pan P-trap file-manager itself; then it clearly shows how the skids marks were rapidly applied on the deeply troubling narrative. – Which is a brown hued godly smear spread all the way down the file, ..

Thusly demonstrating how the voluminous, on going crap all went disastrously wrong, (or right), all depending on whose side you’re actually on, and also what side of the used Pan-paper that you’re actually passing through the P-trap reader.

Additional:- once the first back story’s paper-work was finally exposed in the lower filing Pans, then the torrent of rancid wind swept corruption soon followed as the filing-Pan was finally flushed, but as the latrine reservoir emptied; it then revealed other deeper rubbish mizzens, whose brown file-tips were clearly visible poking out at the bottom.

It should be noted that these new squeezed out scrolls are in a fragile state, and might not be recoverable, but the promising logs are all located lower down inside the old u-Bend archive pipe lines: which in itself acts as a preservative of old crap.

Update: epoch 20,001 – New red and white stool footage sheets have been unearthed, with the red sea scrolls nearing completion.

 

Thanks for reading, Jessica: Praise be the ORI.

 

The books listed in this series are as follows:-

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the Emerald Scrolls

Book Number [ 1 ]

The old Scrolls that are opened up for scrutiny here, are the buried bastardised writings that dealt exclusively with our own intimate dealings concerning the very many strange foreigners, that we inevitably came across in far off lands, but even I can’t believe what we (allegedly — apparently) got up to in those far away days. It should also be noted that these extensive emerald writings, simply record a quadrillionth of a tiny micro-millisecond of timely local activity. Localised activity that occurred inside one very small and very tiny insignificant […]

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the Red Sea Scrolls

Book Number [ 1 ]

On the planet Qumran, the archeological dig in the old district next to the trading post of Korbin, actually produced two distinct forks. The first is on how it all came about. With the second tale explain just what was really trawled up form the pit. The detailed information faxed out on the Plex-sheets from all that time ago, actually demonstrated just how it all went disastrously wrong, (or right), depending on whose side of the used Pan-paper that was used way back then. Plex sheets don’t usually make good […]

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Technical Manual 001a (Fork)

Book Number [ 3 ]

Appendices. These sanctioned annotations, reports and unofficial notes, have been covertly gleaned by a great many concerned whistleblowers. Reams of untraceable (databundles), that have been expertly pulled directly from the highly confidential engineering database. ** Rider Note One: the physically enormous Matrix mainframe, is actually housed in the recently renovated Mechanics Institute: now relocated to the New Swindon Terminus, and whose main claim to fame – by the highly esteemed Engineering Security Division; was being immune to hacking attacks from the outside, and all by being physically located behind an […]

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This is a (kiss-n-tell-tale) like no other, because its snarling drawn back puckered lips covered in blood, speaks quite elegantly of a Never-Ending-Story.

An ongoing narrative that concerns the missing time-line of our own history, a cherished past that’s been callously ripped up and torn to shreds: which means that we are all living the lie, but none of us even know it.

This heinous crime against mankind was committed by a mysterious terrorist group, that the tCouncil from our distant future; have simply called (the Others), and that’s simply because in all of known time; no one has ever come forward and claimed responsibility for totally disgracing God’s most holy master plan for humanity, ..

Here we are, .. (Masters of the Universe), .. and also at the very start, that eventually saw God’s perfect master-plan left in tatters in one hellish place, but right inside another sacred dimension: the graceful heavenly undertaking mapped out for humanity was hopelessly lost.

In the opening unguarded void, the human-race independently evolved and grew strong on the unsanctioned planet.

Resulting in the (Children of God) knowing their true place in the universe, a place where the superior aliens forged a profitable path out into the ever expanding trading cosmos, but this wasn’t written in the stars: this Utopia wasn’t part of the holy edict that God had envisaged for mankind, this version of hell would ultimately end in tears.

The holy monk of God and their many monkley screams of despair is clearly heard, but who is screaming? You, .. in observing it! – Or  is it going on all around you? – Are you mad? – Or is it all madness!

God’s holy Plan ‘B’ has been activated, .. which she’s officially described as her ultimate solution to (the Other) mess.

Unfortunately, it also has the undesirable side-effect of triggering the total biological destruction of all life on Earth, but this mental pause has halted it: because [ you ] my dear reader, are the consummate consumer that eventually triggers it.

Everything has a beginning, even God had her own creation story, but this unholy origin tale was found buried in the back end of a lower slurry bed filing cabinet, physically located under the bogs designation drive.

Its dubious location can not be legally challenged either, because the holy index system used on the first forbidden tome doesn’t lie, the encryption employed on the encrusted bowel tumblers physically can’t: its bound.

After fully digesting the first explosive scroll, it becomes apparent why this report was buried as it was, the compact story that’s been laid out bare here; loosely describes how our corrupted time-line really got passed, parasitic worms and all.


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