This is my UK Landline number.

The old steam powered (telling-bone) is never picked up, and is gathering dust, but permanently connected to the main telesales feeder-line. To dissuade the hungry scavengers from consuming my precious time; the two way communications device has one of those new swanky tape-driven answer-machines hanging off of it, so you can use that (new-tech) to leave me a message if you so wish.